The Adventure That Never Was

my favorite (mis)quote would have been:

"It's, like, you know, an etymological mystery," says Luxton

and i picture JC's most perfect valley girl delivery.
and then JC as a T-Rex come roaring in chomping and waving tiny little forearms.
and in near panic we all scream and wide eyed we...
"Which way?"
"Hell if I know! Who mapped?"
"What the fuck do you mean who mapped? You're the mapper"
"Oh shit, Yeah, it was right here last week!"
"By Pelor's shiney balls! JC's swallowed the little guy whole!"
"Which little guy? Jaq?"
"No. No. the one that just got raised, the one with the Gynormous AC"
"Hellfurnance? How the hell did he hit Hellfurnance?"
"Fuck if I know. Have you found the map yet? It's the one with the label at the top"
"This one?"
"NO! It's the one that continues across twelve pages. the one that isn't drawn to scale--except pages 2 and 9"
"Aaarrrghhhh, the pain, the unending pain!"
"Who was that?"
"The druid. The centenarian thought he could go toe to toe... Kept yelling 'Feel the righteous wrath of the CoDzilla' wtf?"
"No, sorry, that was me. This paper cut is brutal!"
"I got it! The one labeled 'I hate mapping' right?"
"Dude, you did not just say 'w' 't' 'f' did you?"
"sigh"
"Hey what's the loud wailing noise?"
"the one like the last pathetic screams of a dying universe?"
"Anybody know what happens when I bring an antimagic shield into and antimagic field while humming these words of creation backwards--hitting the whole thing with a rod of cancellation?"
"WEDNEB!"